Suite 518/520 Monday Morning

[sensethevisions]

When Phoebe woke up, she found herself in bed with Cole. She started to curl up closer to him when the events from the weekend started pouring into her brain.

First, had been waking up with Cole who had accused her of being an evil witch trying to corrupt the world. The fact that he was convinced he was a demon of peace and goodness had also added to the WTF-ery of the morning. She had spent most of that day exploring the island and hiding from Cole -- who she had apparently thought was her husband.

Then... Oh God then... That's when the things had gone so badly!

She had talked to Lana about the stupidity of men not knowing good thing when they saw it, hit on some guy named JJ, flirted heavily with James Bond who looked a lot like... AZIRAPHALE!! and this had led to a handwaved dinner with much champagne and the same kind of behavior. She had then gone on to kissed Cassanova, then comforted a crying young man, and then almost had sex on a park bench with Josh.

If all of that hadn't been enough? There was the fact that propisitioned her best friend, then brought her back to the dorms so they could have privacy, invited Cole to have a threesome with them, had to deal with Josiah taking Lana away, and finally had the most confusing interaction with Cole ever.

"Kill me," she whimpered as she hid her face in her hands and tried to bury herself under the covers in an attempt to suffocate herself.


[[OOC: For the boyfriend]]

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[sensethevisions]

"I'm positive you didn't almost have sex in the park with someone because you were bitter and hurt..."

Phoebe lifted her head from the coverss to look out at him.

"Did you?"

[demonbelthazor]

"Of course not," he said.

He really hadn't had sex in the park because he was bitter and hurt, so it wasn't a lie.

[sensethevisions]

Yeah, those would be tears.

"Nothing happened but it almost did and I would never have..."

Phoebe wasn't sure she was going to tell him the why of her other self's actions.

[demonbelthazor]

He pulled her close. "It wasn't really us," he said.

Wasn't going to stop him from possibly killing a few people, though.

[sensethevisions]

"Fandom weirdness?" she sighed, holding on to him, relieved he wasn't angry with her.

[demonbelthazor]

"Fandom weirdness," he agreed, fire flashing briefly in his eyes.

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe had her face buried against his chest. "I'm so sorry, love."

[demonbelthazor]

"It will be all right," he assured her. "I'll make suer of it."

[sensethevisions]

She nodded. "I know." She believed him.

"I'll have to remember to look stuff like what happened up in the Book of Shadows when Piper brings it back to see if there other occurences of this happening elsewhere."

[demonbelthazor]

Bel perked up a little. "You gave the Book to Piper?" he said. Excellent, actually. It was a tie to goodness she could do without. The Grimoire would be her new Book.