Suite 518/520 Monday Morning

[sensethevisions]

When Phoebe woke up, she found herself in bed with Cole. She started to curl up closer to him when the events from the weekend started pouring into her brain.

First, had been waking up with Cole who had accused her of being an evil witch trying to corrupt the world. The fact that he was convinced he was a demon of peace and goodness had also added to the WTF-ery of the morning. She had spent most of that day exploring the island and hiding from Cole -- who she had apparently thought was her husband.

Then... Oh God then... That's when the things had gone so badly!

She had talked to Lana about the stupidity of men not knowing good thing when they saw it, hit on some guy named JJ, flirted heavily with James Bond who looked a lot like... AZIRAPHALE!! and this had led to a handwaved dinner with much champagne and the same kind of behavior. She had then gone on to kissed Cassanova, then comforted a crying young man, and then almost had sex on a park bench with Josh.

If all of that hadn't been enough? There was the fact that propisitioned her best friend, then brought her back to the dorms so they could have privacy, invited Cole to have a threesome with them, had to deal with Josiah taking Lana away, and finally had the most confusing interaction with Cole ever.

"Kill me," she whimpered as she hid her face in her hands and tried to bury herself under the covers in an attempt to suffocate herself.


[[OOC: For the boyfriend]]

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[demonbelthazor]

"Phoebe?" Bel said hesitantly.

[sensethevisions]

There was a tearful whimper from under the blankets in response.

[demonbelthazor]

He put his hand on top of the blankets. "Talk to me, sweetheart," he said.

[sensethevisions]

There was silence and then...

"I wasn't me."

[demonbelthazor]

"I don't think any of us were ourselves, love," Bel assured her.

[sensethevisions]

"I... kissed other people."

[demonbelthazor]

He tensed. "Who?"

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe sniffled. "Cassanova... Josh... Lana..."

[demonbelthazor]

Bel made a mental note to kill them. Except Lana, because he was okay with that. The fact that he'd kissed just as many people, if not more, was meaningless.

"It's all right, sweetheart," he said, patting her back.

[sensethevisions]

...

"You're not mad?"

[demonbelthazor]

"I wasn't exactly myself either," he said tightly.

[sensethevisions]

"I'm positive you didn't almost have sex in the park with someone because you were bitter and hurt..."

Phoebe lifted her head from the coverss to look out at him.

"Did you?"

[demonbelthazor]

"Of course not," he said.

He really hadn't had sex in the park because he was bitter and hurt, so it wasn't a lie.

[sensethevisions]

Yeah, those would be tears.

"Nothing happened but it almost did and I would never have..."

Phoebe wasn't sure she was going to tell him the why of her other self's actions.

[demonbelthazor]

He pulled her close. "It wasn't really us," he said.

Wasn't going to stop him from possibly killing a few people, though.

[sensethevisions]

"Fandom weirdness?" she sighed, holding on to him, relieved he wasn't angry with her.

[demonbelthazor]

"Fandom weirdness," he agreed, fire flashing briefly in his eyes.

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe had her face buried against his chest. "I'm so sorry, love."

[demonbelthazor]

"It will be all right," he assured her. "I'll make suer of it."

[sensethevisions]

She nodded. "I know." She believed him.

"I'll have to remember to look stuff like what happened up in the Book of Shadows when Piper brings it back to see if there other occurences of this happening elsewhere."

[demonbelthazor]

Bel perked up a little. "You gave the Book to Piper?" he said. Excellent, actually. It was a tie to goodness she could do without. The Grimoire would be her new Book.

[sensethevisions]

"Mmm hmmm," she confirmed. "She needed it to do some protection stuff for her and Veronica. We figured I could do without it for at least a few days while things got taken care of in California."

[demonbelthazor]

"I'm sure you'll be fine without it," Bel said smoothly. He just had to make sure the ones claiming to be Phoebe's nephews didn't have a Book.

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe smiled. "I did tell Piper that I thought I could go for a few days without it. It's not like it was my only protection here or anything like that." She sighed and nuzzled him. "I'll have it back with me soon, love."

[demonbelthazor]

If there ever was time for an evil chuckle, now was it, but Bel kept that to himself. He stroked Phoebe's hair. "Of course you will," he murmured.

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe nuzzled him and then reached up to kiss him. "I love you, no matter whaht craziness happens here."

[demonbelthazor]

"You'll always be mine," Bel murmured. "No matter what."

[sensethevisions]

"Always," Phoebe agreed.