Racing to find a place for my soul ... Or at least a place that&#39;s less familiar

*Wants to know who gets to walk the bride down the aisle?*

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*wants to know if her big brother is volunteering*

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*Indeed! Since the other big brother will probably have to stand Best Man for the Groom.*

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Good! She was going to ask him anyway.*

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"Did we decide if grey would be included in the color of hellfire and damnation? Or am I getting hellfire confused with brimstone?"

she scratches her head, "we have new options, we go and see if there's a bridal shop in the Underworld or we use our good friend google," she says patting the laptop.

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"I think grey and black definitely should be included."

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Paige nods, "well I found this (http://www.jeannienitro.com/cb74.htm) and this (http://www.jeannienitro.com/cb61_cb171.htm)" she turns the laptop so Phoebe can see it.

"Maybe we could add grey and black accessories? Crowley's best man's gonna be a demon isn't he? Think Grams would mind if she had two grandaughters married to demons?" yeah it pays to think ahead everyone knows what weddings are like.

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Phoebe flails. "I'm getting married, not becoming the madam of a demonic brothel! Maybe something without the orange?"

Phoebe stares. "I haven't exactly told Grams yet."

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"It might not go badly, I mean he is very charming." she says hopefully

She then searches google again, "so less hellfire more damnaion then?"

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"He really is quite charming, and good in bed, too," Phoebe adds thoughtfully as she nods at Paige.

"Yes, less hellfire, more damnation. I think that'd be better."

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Paige smiles, "well that's probably not gonna help much with Grams, but good to know."

"So how about this one? (http://www.jeannienitro.com/shvt74.htm) or are we looking for even more damnation? I found something with a cross on, but well...maybe they could invert it?"

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"Oh I like that one."

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She grins, "okay so we have your dress, then maybe this (http://www.jeannienitro.com/sk037sk35R2.htm) for bridemaid dresses, if we could get Prue and Piper into them?" she considers the likelihood of this, "well I'd wear it!"

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"Wedding!!"

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Paige grins and nods, "wedding!"

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"Paige? Piper and Prue will so not go for that...but you could where it to the bachelorette party?"

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"but...damnation!"

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Phoebe does a facepalm. "Paige," she groans. "Wedding, not drunken demon orgy."

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She thinks about this for long enough for it possibly worry Phoebe, "and you're absolutely sure it's not going to be like the demon orgy thing? You think it'll be like a normal wedding?"

She then thinks some more, "and you're getting married above the ground right?"

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Phoebe stares at Paige...there is probably some localized *headwall*ing going on.

"Paige! Of course above ground...and no. No drunken demon orgy...I don't think."

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In fairness the headwall and staring is probably warranted.

She holds up her hands, "I just figured, well...demon you know I didn't want to assume anything."

Also in the back of Paige's head there's a little voice telling her there will be a drunken demon orgy cos come on it's Crowley!

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That voice at the back of her head probably sounds a lot like Phoebe.

"Do you think they'll be crashers?"

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The look at Paige's face suggests 'well duh'

"At a demonic wedding? I don't even want to think of what might show up!"

((I have to flee to bed, carry on tomorrow if you wish cos I'll have to time to find demonic party favors then!))

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*coughs* Ahem. I think you're a bit confused about who Crowley's best man will be?

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That would be you right? You get to be best man and I get to give away the bride!

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Of course, James love. The other demons don't like Crowley. ~~They won't let him join in their demon games.~~

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~~Is that why Crowley's nose glows?~~

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~~Er....no. That isn't why.~~

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~~Why does it glow, then?~~

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~~I expect you can answer that question as well as I can, my dear.~~

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~~Nine volt batteries?~~

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"Thank you!"

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Paige looks up and blushes, "ah yeah right, good point, so erm we're looking for something white for you right?"

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"Aziraphale gets to wear whatever he wants as he is the bride's big brother."

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"I assumed he'd want white, you know with the whole angel thing, but yeah obviously."

She doesn't try to work out if this means she's related to him too or if that means Crowley if some how related too, cos well brain breakage

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"White will do very nicely, my dear."

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Aww, but Phoebe is enjoying the brain breakage part.

"Okay now...uhmm...I have no idea abut flowers and do I have to wear black...maybe something softer?"

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Paige beams, "plain white or would you like silver trim maybe, that'd probably look cool"

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badassbutler.livejournal.com

ALfred appears, as if from nowhere. "Excuse me ma'am, but my butler senses were tingling and I thought I senseed a wedding being planned. May I be of assistance?

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Phoebe looks at Alfred like he is her hero. "Thank God. Thank you...I have no idea what I'm doing."

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Alfred nods and rolls up his sleeves. "Very well. I shall need to know as much as possible. Bride, groom, guess, best man, maid of honor, number of bridesmaids, number of groomsman. Everything."

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